Blog Entry #3:
Plans on becoming the world-wide ruler are coming on great! I planted one of my most trustworthy assistants into a government facility. He's now a janitor in the construction department. After I slowly work him up the ladder of leadership, I will overthrow him and take over the city. But until then, he's just my puppet.

Blog Entry #2:
I have officially decide humans are the worst species on Earth. They now use pyrite as some type of substitute gold. I found all of this out earlier today when I was trying to steal a human-child's ring. As I was running away, I realized that this was not gold. Those nasty humans tricked me! They obviously want to know more of our precious secrets. One day I'll show them their places by making them bow down before me! Them and all of my kin. Until then, however, I have to love my life. And so, I gave that "fools gold" to the mayor as an earlier birthday present. Happy birthday, you jerk!

Entry # 1:
Being short among leprechauns is saying something. Especially when you are nearing manhood. Today was the 576th time I was mistaken for a dwarf. I wear green for Molly's sake! But, I taught that guy a lesson.... In fact i doubt he'll speak aloud again. Being who I am, I didn't feel bad, even though the authorities made me send them a forgive me card and visit him in the hospital. Thanks society.