Entry # 1:
Being short among leprechauns is saying something. Especially when you are nearing manhood. Today was the 576th time I was mistaken for a dwarf. I wear green for Molly's sake! But, I taught that guy a lesson.... In fact i doubt he'll speak aloud again. Being who I am, I didn't feel bad, even though the authorities made me send them a forgive me card and visit him in the hospital. Thanks society.