Blog Entry #2:
I have officially decide humans are the worst species on Earth. They now use pyrite as some type of substitute gold. I found all of this out earlier today when I was trying to steal a human-child's ring. As I was running away, I realized that this was not gold. Those nasty humans tricked me! They obviously want to know more of our precious secrets. One day I'll show them their places by making them bow down before me! Them and all of my kin. Until then, however, I have to love my life. And so, I gave that "fools gold" to the mayor as an earlier birthday present. Happy birthday, you jerk!